streetonian 

An former or current Eton (or other public school) pupil who is heavily into grime, dubstep or any other form of alternative street music/culture. Often characterised by obnoxious and expensive trainers, excessive drug use and an uncanny ability to be able to talk like Wiley among fellow streetonians whilst remembering their elocution lessons come through when asking Mummy for more money.

Tarquin: Hugo, bro, you're like ma fam nd ting.
Hugo: Dunknow, we been repping the dubstep hype since way back.

'Look at Victor in his snapback, what a streetonian'

streetonian by dryandbitter February 23, 2012

Church Stretton 

A small "town" the size of a village in Shropshire, loved by old people and sad hikers, hated by lovers of fun and entertainment.

2. anywhere with a large conservative majority

Sad old couple: Church Stretton is beautiful!

Kid: No it isn't! There's fuck all to do

Church Stretton by Winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink December 13, 2010

Stenton 

1.Cock gobbling cum gargler
2. ultimate facepalmer

that guy is such a stenton hes always with 5 men at once

Stenton by bodizzlelificator September 23, 2011

stretton

Fucking bangin'

Them strettons are unreal

stretton by Boopie99 March 6, 2018

stretton

stupid depressed manipulating bitches who would kill themselves for attention

omg you're such a stretton

stop being a stretton
its giving stretton

stretton by just a guy_142 March 21, 2023