1. A term sometimes used in place of "erection" or "boner"
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis
1. Lukas: Ok so if Ben is 2 years younger than Isaiah, and Katie is 5 years older than twice Isaiah's age, and Thomas is currently 1/2 of Katie's age away from being an adult, how long will it be until Thomas is a teenager?
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!
2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!
2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*
by Wazson8 November 7, 2010
All the kids these days are saying "that's whack" or "that's crazy."
There's a much better way to express that something seems amiss. I urge people to use this new term when something isn't right.
There's a much better way to express that something seems amiss. I urge people to use this new term when something isn't right.
Suzie has just told Bobby that he must stay at school an extra 2 hours to complete a project.
Bobby replies by saying, "That's straight up fakakta farms!"
Bobby replies by saying, "That's straight up fakakta farms!"
by Captain of Industry November 22, 2009
Something that is paid off in advance. A phrase meaning you have already paid your dues to your girl and she has to put out whenever and wherever.
by Money M.T. April 1, 2010
Basically, a long way of saying that something is true. Especially funny if you can get an adult, especially a teacher to say it because it makes them sound like they're trying to be hip. Can also be used in question form (e.g. 2)
Example 1
Person 1) I've finished everything.
Person 2) Really?
Person 1) Straight up no word of a lie
Example 2
Person 1) I've finished everything.
Person 2) Straight up no word of a lie?
Person 1) Hell yeah!
Person 1) I've finished everything.
Person 2) Really?
Person 1) Straight up no word of a lie
Example 2
Person 1) I've finished everything.
Person 2) Straight up no word of a lie?
Person 1) Hell yeah!
by Will_100 November 2, 2009
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by bittithoe May 5, 2005
This is when you’re not having an enjoyable time and you’d rather be doing something else. This is my mood everyday at school.
by Savethetutlesandioop September 9, 2019