Straight as a dart 

A term used to describe something that is cool or awesome (used as the description of straight), in comparison of a dart (a tobacco cigarette). The phrase therefore has a double-meaning; literally that something is straight (not curved) as a dart or straight (awesome) as a dart.

That party was so sick it was straight as a dart.

Straight as a dart by yee101 April 28, 2011

Straight as a rainbow

Gay

My ex is as straight as a rainbow

Straight as a rainbow by Strait as a rainbow January 28, 2016

Straight As a Mountain Pass 

The ultimate definition of a simile. This statement puts a humorous spin on describing a Homosexual.

Associtate 1: "You see that girl in the Cafe has a mohawk now?"

Associate 2: "That's a chick?"

Associate 1: "You know, the one Straight As a Mountain Pass?"

Associate 2: "Gothcha."

Straight As a Mountain Pass by King CJK December 13, 2010

Straight as a circle

"Straight as a circle" is the meaning "your/im gay"

He's deffinetly gay. Yeah Georgenotfound is straight as a circle

Straight as a circle by IvaNotFound March 8, 2021

straight as parallel 

A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.

gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(

straight as parallel by skinnySinner January 13, 2015

Straight As An Arrow 

a phrase used to describe the straightness of a guy that is nowhere near gay or to be "straight" on a situation.

Greg: you wanna smoke some of this crack?
Larry: Definitely not cuz, I'm straight as an arrow
Greg: arite, well wanna make out with me?
Larry: DUDE!, what did I just say?!, that term can be used both ways, I am good!
Greg: I go both ways
Larry: you're fuckin weird, why am I even hanging out with you?

Straight As An Arrow by Ya Boy Trax August 14, 2010

straight as a circle

A phrase that basically means gay. Or, if your definiton of gay means geeky or stupid- well then, there you go.

Chick 1: Eh-ma-gawd! Did you just see that fiine thang walk by just now?
Chick 2: Guuurl, I heard he was as straight as a circle.

Dude: Did you catch Pokemon last night?
Guy: Dude, that show is, like, as straight as a circle...
Dude: *gasp* Guy! How could you?!

straight as a circle by .:toXxisunshine:. March 5, 2008