straight as parallel

A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.

gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(

by skinnySinner January 13, 2015