Generaly a huge F**K off sized hammer suitable as a tool for carrying out any task on any car... generally the only tool ever needed to complete any job

When needing to fit an engine, a stovager of a large proportion will be needed sometimes a sawn off stovager is a more favourable option!

Stovager by Mark S.E.C Customs July 25, 2007

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text showage

Typing something into an empty text message and showing someone that's right next to you, then handing it to them so they can type a response into the same message, used as an alternative to just talking to them, whether it be too loud or you just want some privacy, and just plain texting wouldn't do for whatever reason.

I was in the car with my boyfriend and his brother, so I gave him a text showage because I didn't want his brother to know what we were talking about.

text showage by Savage Protector. October 7, 2008

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Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes

Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes by Funk Master Slam August 29, 2006

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