Telling a guy to stop kissing a girl whos wasted because its taking advantage then kissing her 2 seconds after
by Leroy Jeckins November 20, 2005
Badass black superhero. Looks like Steel, talks like Mr. T. Carries a big hammer and will use it to bust your head in.
Died valiantly in the Zero Halls Event.
Died valiantly in the Zero Halls Event.
Alas, we have lost a fine one. May the sheildmaidens in Valhalla welcome you with open arms. Thanks for everything Stove.
- oogie56
- oogie56
by KJB April 3, 2005
An electric stove is a stupid stove which make food taste like plastic! No matter how well you cook it or how seasoned it is, nothing can mask the plastic taste that electric stoves leave on food.
Tony: I cooked rice and beans and meat and spaghetti on an electric stove. It taste like plastic! So I got rid of the electric stove and bought a gas stove. Gas stoves add flavor!
Apple using headphone jack hating charging port hating SAM card hating speakers hating cloud loving butt plug wearing hipsters!: But we love the plastic taste!
Apple using headphone jack hating charging port hating SAM card hating speakers hating cloud loving butt plug wearing hipsters!: But we love the plastic taste!
by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2023
The Stove Award is an award given out to the absolute, most worthless person of the day/night. Often times awarded to the person who passes out first, acts like the biggest full blown mong, or to the one who contributes absolutely nothing to anyone all night. Named after Stove, the all time leader in most worthless behavior.
Jimmer, a perennial bottom feeder, drank two beers, complained about the taste, and then proceeded to act blackout drunk while puking throughout the entire night, making himself the most worthless person and the runaway favorite to take home the Stove Award for the night.
by Top Feeder July 19, 2011
A gas stove is a stove that runs on natural gas (propane and butane) or it runs on propane. The gas has ethyl mercaptan which stinks so that you can tell when there's a gas leak. A gas stove is cool! An electric stove is stupid! Electric stoves make food taste like plastic. Gas stoves give food REAL flavor!
Tony: I just cooked rice, beans, spaghetti, and chicken on a gas stove! It's delicious and with real flavor! Not like those stupid electric stoves!
by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2023
by Magnum Creek Ranch April 30, 2004
Like a child who doesn't figure out the stove is hot the first time, many people repeat the same hurtful mistakes in life and end up getting "burned"--and inexplicably seem surprised each time. They are effectively putting their hands on the stove again and again and don't figure it out because they think it's a different stove entirely each time. The solution? Remind them it's the same stove.
Mark: "Man, I just know this girl won't be like all the others before her! I can feel it in my heart! Just 'cause she acts and talks like them and has burned dozens of men before me doesn't mean it will happen this time!"
Cameron: "Dude, I hate to tell you this, but it's the same stove."
Mark: "You're so wrong!"
Cameron: "Same. Stove."
Cameron: "Dude, I hate to tell you this, but it's the same stove."
Mark: "You're so wrong!"
Cameron: "Same. Stove."
by Clintacus March 11, 2008