stouchebag 

a stouchebag is as it sounds, a combination of the words stupid and douchebag, used to describe a person of extreme idiocy.

Wow, I've seen some dumbasses in my life, but that stouchebag just takes the cake.

stouchebag by poopoopoo1 October 30, 2007

Slunched

A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.

Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.

Slunched by LairBear June 13, 2015

scrunched 

When you feel upset, angry, or confused af.

Friend 1: Man, that teacher makes me feel scrunched
Friend 2: Dude me too

scrunched by jordynday_ November 23, 2016

stouched 

Excessively intoxicated. Beligerant, inconsiderate, loud, bobbleheaded, near-vomiting state of drunkness. Fucked up beyond all recognition.

Last night I got so stouched, I ended up sleeping in a ditch.

stouched by paulatinum April 24, 2009

Stonehedge Chin 

A hairy untrimmed bearded chin that resembles a male human being's testicular sack. When shaved; it becomes a Peter chin.

Parker: Whoa, dude.. Put that shit away, man!

Kyle: What are you talking about? This is just me Stonehedge Chin!

Parker: Oh, damn.

Stonehedge Chin by Arkerpa October 18, 2010

stonched 

To get super high from some dank ass weed.

"Bro, I got super stonched at that party last night."

stonched by George 9/11 Bush December 8, 2017

slouched

to be passed out in a seemingly uncomfortable position due to overindulgence in the use of alcohol or drugs

After consuming an entire handle of Jack Daniels and removing her shirt, Caroline passed out in the chair causing her friends to remark, "slouched."

slouched by MSisdope5 August 20, 2010