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stouched 

Excessively intoxicated. Beligerant, inconsiderate, loud, bobbleheaded, near-vomiting state of drunkness. Fucked up beyond all recognition.
Last night I got so stouched, I ended up sleeping in a ditch.
stouched by paulatinum April 24, 2009
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When one is not just stupid but they are also a massive douche. They are a stupid douche.
Hey didn’t you go out with Gary before. Yeah he tried to stick his finger up my butt. Yeah he tried to do that to me too. Gary’s a total stouche!
Stouche by Mathemagician January 16, 2021

Stouched 

Stouched or sex touched is the tap, scoop or grope type of touch from a man to a woman when walking past them while the woman is unaware of the mans awesome foreplay technique. The touch will be either to the genitalia or breast area. The man is showing his intentions to mate and this technique causes many women to become aroused.
Will walked passed Natalie while she was getting undressed, he stouched her on her bottom as he walked by.
Stouched by El Torro October 8, 2014

Skeet Stouche 

Semen spread across the upper lip that forms a "moustache" made of ejaculate.
" I pulled out my cock and released my load over her top lip, producing a thick Skeet Stouche"
Skeet Stouche by corndog1111 May 17, 2016
Man This Is A Stouche
A sexy man, or stud, who is also a douche-bag.
I just wanna sit on that stouche's face, maybe then he would shut the fuck up.
Stouche by Pukus November 29, 2011