When one is not just stupid but they are also a massive douche. They are a stupid douche.
Hey didn’t you go out with Gary before. Yeah he tried to stick his finger up my butt. Yeah he tried to do that to me too. Gary’s a total stouche!
by Mathemagician January 17, 2021
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A sexy man, or stud, who is also a douche-bag.
I just wanna sit on that stouche's face, maybe then he would shut the fuck up.
by Pukus November 27, 2011
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The definition of douche and being stupid at the same time.
Jack is such a douche
No! more like a stouche
by kcas May 13, 2011
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Excessively intoxicated. Beligerant, inconsiderate, loud, bobbleheaded, near-vomiting state of drunkness. Fucked up beyond all recognition.
Last night I got so stouched, I ended up sleeping in a ditch.
by paulatinum April 24, 2009
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Stouched or sex touched is the tap, scoop or grope type of touch from a man to a woman when walking past them while the woman is unaware of the mans awesome foreplay technique. The touch will be either to the genitalia or breast area. The man is showing his intentions to mate and this technique causes many women to become aroused.
Will walked passed Natalie while she was getting undressed, he stouched her on her bottom as he walked by.
by El Torro October 5, 2014
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When two things are incredibly stuck.
When the interlocking legs of school desk cannot be removed by natural means: the original "stouch"
by HOOD CLANS November 21, 2008
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