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Storyteller 

(noun) A fucking liar. Not a simple confirm/deny liar, but the type of liar who creates absolute fabricated fiction
Betsy was a storyteller. Her man, Nick, wasn't hip to this fact yet. I saw her laughing to herself after blowing yet even more smoke up his ass when he tried to get slick and asked her why she stood him up on yet another date. Poor bastard.
Storyteller by Nikki Stixx September 26, 2019
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Starkiller 

A badass character from Star Wars the Force Unleashed video game. He is a dark jedi and also the sith apprentice Darth Vader.
Starkiller is badass.

story killer 

A person who ruins a story someone else is telling, by breaking in with an impatient question, or by blurting out a guess at how it ends.
Janice: "So I'm at the grocery store and this guy I never met before takes my hand and--"
Chuck: "And he proposes, right?"
Janice, "Man, are you a story killer or what?"
story killer by Zwieback September 23, 2016

Corporate Storyteller 

This person takes the basic corporate ideas, such as the company's story, their vision, values, and brand, and create a great story around it. They also teach others in the company how to tell the story as well.
Zappos uses corporate storytellers to get the message about their culture to the rest of the world.

Storyville

Former red-light district of New Orleans from 1897-1917. It was bounded by Iberville St., Basin St., St. Louis St., and N. Robertson St. Most of this former district is now occupied by the Iberville Projects, a dangerous housing development located right on top of the French Quarter. Storyville was closed down by the federal government (specifically Secretary of the Navy Josephus Daniels) as a "bad influence" during World War I in 1917. The closure was over the strong objections of the New Orleans city government; New Orleans Mayor Martin Behrman pronounced that, "you can make prostitution illegal, but you cant make it unpopular." After 1917, when Storyville was shut down, separate black and white underground dens of prostitution emerged around the city. Storyville continued in a more subdued state as an entertainment center through the 1920s, with various dance halls, cabarets, and restaurants. Speakeasies, gambling joints, and prostitution were also regularly found in the area despite repeated police raids. Almost all the buildings in Storyville were demolished in the 1930s to clear the land for the building of the Iberville Projects. While much of the area contained old and decayed buildings, the old mansions along Basin Street, some of the finest structures in the city, were also leveled.
Tourist - Hey, I hear there is a red-light district on Basin St., maybe I should go check it out!
Local - You talking 'bout Storyville? That been closed since before my time. I wouldn't go there if I were you anyway.
Tourist - Why?
Local - It's a housing project now...you could get rob or shot at.
Tourist - That sucks.
Local - Hey, for $10 i'll tell you where you got yo shoes.
Tourist - Oh yeah!! Go ahead and try.
Local - You got them on yo feet...now give me my d*** money!!
Storyville by 504-Nola-Boy July 11, 2010

Storyteller 

A person who lets a blunt/joint burn out while reciting long stories; this is generally a habitual act.
Person1; Hey!, Chachi! You let the blunt burn out again!
Person2: Man, she always does that -- she's a storyteller!
Storyteller by Lucy 239 November 9, 2011

Starkiller 

Someone who goes up to the baddest son of a bitch there is and challenges them to a duel (Usually a fight or wrestling match). Once the challenger wins, he/she is officially known as a Starkiller. The Starkiller often repeats the process to prove that he is the top guy.
"That kid just beat Justin in a fight! He's a Starkiller!"