An emotional condition stemming from story foreplay with the either the teller not finishing his/her tale or ending it poorly. The effects can be similar to blue balls and lead to anger, frustration, profanity and violence.
Tim: So, we were hanging out at the mortician's apartment doing keg stands and boat races, and then she leads me to the back room and.......
Pause.....
Brendan: And... and what? You can't lead me on like that and then just stop. I'm getting story balls.
Tim: She passed out.
Brendan: Why did you even tell me that shit?
Pause.....
Brendan: And... and what? You can't lead me on like that and then just stop. I'm getting story balls.
Tim: She passed out.
Brendan: Why did you even tell me that shit?
by burlyballs February 2, 2010