Stormy Taco

All pussy problems that negate having sex with a woman.

1. Being on your period
2. Having a yeast infection
3. Bacterial Vaginosis
4. Trichomoniasis
5. Herpes/HSV2
6. Crabs
7. Chlamydia
8. Gonorrhea

9. HIV/ AIDs
10. Or just a good old case of ugly pussy.

"Hey man, did you hit that last night?"
"Nah bro, that bitch had a fucking Stormy Taco!!!!"

Stormy Taco by Oracular11 January 3, 2015

STORMY  

STORMY is a creature all her own. She can't be explained although many have tried. Words don't find there way onto our tongues and out of or mouths for there are no words that can describe such a wonder. she is raw to the core, deep, heartfelt, both complex and simple, she is amazing in every aspect you can physically think of, there isn't another like her. the sun shines brighter in my world when she awakens yet the devil says, oh no she's up when her feet hit the ground. Step back for you can not compare. She is a rare breed and only someone with capabilities and characteristics such as her own, will be able to hold on to her. She can't be tamed and shouldn't be; something so wild and free shouldn't be fenced in or hidden behind a wall but should only live to be shared with the world so that they too may know such a thing of wonder. She wants love, just a different kind. She wants a love that withholes in it, one that is perfect inevery imperfect way and it is the only kind that will understand her and last for eternity .......

On A Stormy Day, I Can Think Of Another "Stormy" I Would Rather Lay Beside In The Rain And Fall Asleep With ......

STORMY by Babygirrl January 10, 2009

Stormzy 

A black grime artist originating from Croydon in London.

Typically seen in an adidas tracksuit or occasionally a Gucci suit
The most popular grime artist (in terms of records sold etc.) and made Grime become more mainstream than it originally was
Not much is known about his childhood, although you get a grasp that he grew up in a culture dominated by drugs, guns and gang violence
Rose to huge fame with his songs "Know Me From" and "Shut Up" which were released in January and December 2015 consecutively
His latest album, "Gang Signs and Prayer" was released in February 2017
He is 6'5 and goes by nicknames such as Gunshot Michael, Mr Skeng, WickedSkengMan, MERK and The Problem

Stormzy: If grime's dead then how am i here?
Fans: Talk 'bout him better #problem

Stormzy: Come round call me a back-up dancer? On stage at the brits
Fans : BACK-UP DANCER?

Stormzy by I'mKindaShitReally May 5, 2018

stormzy effect

When you get 13 year olds who listen to a couple of Stormzys songs then they think they are hard as balls and also try to be roadmen. This is usually on 13 year olds who want to "shank" up people after listening to this music artist.

Friend:You see that kid .
You:Yeah what about him.
Friend: He has been effected by the stormzy effect

stormzy effect by Acclider December 31, 2016

Stormy 

To speak to people in a computer game with your mic off.

My mic wasn't on. I just pulled a 'stormy.'

Stormy by Scamper Nitely December 12, 2021

listens to stormzy once 

Wannabe road man/woman who listens to shut up by stormzy and now thinks they know all his songs and think there hard

Yo shut up is sick

Is that the only stormzy song you know
Yeah but it's the best
God listens to stormzy once

listens to stormzy once by @yo.esketit January 12, 2018

Stormzy 

Stormzy is a rapper. Whose outfit consists of a red and white-stripped track-suit.

He was dressed as Stormzy for fancy dress.

Stormzy by HalfBloodpotion July 19, 2016