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The attempt to have sex one last time before a girl gets her period and you're stuck jerking off all week. Also may be used to describe men whose fetish is to have sex with a girl while she has her period. My girl told me that there was a storm-a-brewin down south. So I convinced her to let me try storm chasing before it was too late.
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| 2. | Storm-a-brewin | ||
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The phrase used by a girl to warn someone of her impending PMS. Oh shit, I can feel a storm-a-brewin down south. This isn't going to be pleasant.
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| 3. | storm a-brewin' | ||
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When gusty winds and random tumbleweeds swiftly roll by your feet, you know its time for a mortifying storm! Hey Megan, did you hear on the news that there's a storm a-brewin'?
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| 4. | storm a-brewin' | ||
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the time between eating and having terrible, almost lethal gas After his eighth bowl of chili with extra mayonaise, Jack knew that there was a storm a-brewin', something that Gartek, PstaKng, Stiltz, and Papa would not be looking forward to. In fact, he was too rude girl. 2-rood.
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| 5. | Hansoon | ||
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An individual who can go from completely calm and rational to extremely violent and racist in a matter of one to three seconds. Its as if a storm were brewing and it comes out suddenly like a typhoon. Similar to a rage filled ultra tantrum. Triggered by: -People being loud late at night -Having sex on a pool table -Eating their food when drunk -Anything you do if your named Moga -Bringing them dishes to clean -Chop through their door with an axe (even worse if they are having sex) -Cats tipping over trash cans Warning signs: -A shrill grrrr sound -Party balls thrown down stairways -"FUCKING CAT" screamed -Racial slurs -Redundant name calling (ex: black nigger!) -Orange towels thrown -Door slammings and stomping Guy 1: Hey did you get drunk and eat the guys food?
Guy 2: I think so... I dont really remember though. Guy 1: Shit dude, you better be careful. That guy is gonna throw a Hansoon when he finds out! (door slams, stomping) and ("WHAT DUMB STUPID BLACK NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT ATE MY FOOD!") Guy 1: RUN DUDE! HIDE UNDER THE STAIRS! A HANSOON IS A BREWIN' |
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| 6. | cain | ||
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Short for Hurricain, the largest storm on earth. Best be headin' for high ground, there's a cain a brewin' out to sea.
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| 7. | the perfect storm | ||
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The Perfect Storm is created whenever many activities that individually would cause one to shit are combined into one ridiculous brew. A Perfect Storm could be created after a heavy night of drinking when someone decides they want to eat taco bell, smoke lots of cigarettes, drink a venti coffee, and then go on a long walk. The Perfect Storm is normally an emergency situation. Guy 1: 'What the hell bro!'
Guy 2: 'What?' Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin" Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.' |
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