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starkers 

1. term meaning naked, nude and unclothed
1. Did you see that new pic of Christina Aguilera? She's fuckin starkers!
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a proud member of the Polar Stork team
During the polar Odyssey in Germany, only one storker was sadly missing
Storker by kikolbajaa February 12, 2021

starkers 

Being in the nude or naked
walking out of the shower with no clothes on and your friends are there to greet you.

You: O shit! you caught me starkers
freinds: ahh! my eyes! my eyes!
starkers by Alex January 25, 2005

starkers 

to be naked (im Adams/Eveskostum)
Cor, mush! you're running around tesco starkers!
starkers by ruß May 2, 2003

The Strokers 

A Group of Young men, of ALL races that are known to stroke or masturbate atleast once a day. This Association is found at THA WALL, located in Le Grand High School.Founded in 2003 when a young male came to school and told everyone his tales of the many...many times he has MASTURBATED!
Young Man: I finally stroked it...and now I can't stop!
CEO of THE STROKERS: well young man WELCOME TO THE STROKERS.
The Strokers by MARCO April 4, 2005
A user, possibly a marketer, onTwitter or other mini-blog tool who 'follows' every user they come across, hoping that this will in turn mean that they get 'followed'.
A chocolate bar marketing agent opens an account on Twitter and then trawls through the network, finds as many people as they can and 'follows' them (i.e. to receive their updates). The agent hopes that many of those they follow will reciprocate and follow their brand, opening the door for their marketing messages. This agent is a 'Storker'.
Storker by Pete Shannon December 9, 2008