stopple 

Asshole, bung-hole.

Derived from the use of "stopple" as synonym of "stopper."

"...it was Shrove Tuesday even as 'tis now - gave me my breakfast, and swore then by the stopple of my tankard if ever I came to be Lord Mayor of London..." - The Shoemakers' Holiday by Thomas Dekker

"Quit being a stopple, Ken!"

stopple by dj_gwen July 25, 2008

The Day We Could Have Stopped It! 

The Day We Could Have Stopped It! —

Experts are warning AI could lead to human extinction. Are we taking it seriously enough?

On May 31st 2023 we could have stopped it. We knew we could have stopped it; but, we didn’t.

And, at some point “Skynet” will become “self aware”.

And while we’re at it, if we ever find any extraterrestrial life forms, we shouldn’t bring it onto a ship; or bring it to planet earth.

I’ve seen the movies. These things never end well.

Wednesday May 31st 2023: The Day We Could Have Stopped It!” — scientist are warning that proposed Artificial Intelligence technology could cause the extinction of the human race.

And yet we persist in its development.

Didn’t anyone see the movie?

The Day We Could Have Stopped It! by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 31, 2023

Fun Stopper 

The plastic part of an alcohol bottle at the spurt that controls the flow of alcohol into your mouth.

Nick removed the fun stopper from the bottle so he could chug the Handle more effectively.

Fun Stopper by Walter Hopkins IIIIV October 12, 2011

Snopple Wopple 

A Sexy Youtuber Man

"Damn subscribe to snopple wopple"
"What One"
"The one with the tomato pfp"

Snopple Wopple by Snopple Wopple October 14, 2020

hot stopper

A small stick that can be put into a hot drink to prevent it from spilling.

Why does Starbucks only offer hot stoppers at the drive through?

hot stopper by thbaloo December 13, 2015

job stopper 

A tattoo on your body that is exposed all the time. (i.e. a tattoo on your neck, nuckles, forearms, hands, face, etc.)

It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...

Cookie: "what's that on your neck? it rocks!"
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."

job stopper by Ralph March 23, 2005

Chime Stopper 

Someone who will not accept any form of chiming (interupting one's conversation). These extraverted people tend to publicly shame and embarrass the chimer or chimees (as they are collectively known) as they have no fear of interupting other peoples conversations due to their elite status.

Boy 1 : "What's your favourite movie?"
Girl 1 : "Um... -"

*Before Girl 1 can answer Boy 2 runs up and yells "Wayne's World!"

Boy 1 then goes on to say to Boy 2 and everyone in close proximity : "F*** you, you little ass-cock, I saw your tiny pin in the change rooms... only after I pulled out my telescope! if you ever cut me off like that again, i'll publish your, little, secret in the school paper, piss off!"

*Boy 2 scampers of in tears

Girl 1 : "Wow, your a great chime stopper!"

Chime Stopper by niveartline January 24, 2009