Stormzy 

A black grime artist originating from Croydon in London.

Typically seen in an adidas tracksuit or occasionally a Gucci suit
The most popular grime artist (in terms of records sold etc.) and made Grime become more mainstream than it originally was
Not much is known about his childhood, although you get a grasp that he grew up in a culture dominated by drugs, guns and gang violence
Rose to huge fame with his songs "Know Me From" and "Shut Up" which were released in January and December 2015 consecutively
His latest album, "Gang Signs and Prayer" was released in February 2017
He is 6'5 and goes by nicknames such as Gunshot Michael, Mr Skeng, WickedSkengMan, MERK and The Problem

Stormzy: If grime's dead then how am i here?
Fans: Talk 'bout him better #problem

Stormzy: Come round call me a back-up dancer? On stage at the brits
Fans : BACK-UP DANCER?

Stormzy by I'mKindaShitReally May 5, 2018

stormzy effect

When you get 13 year olds who listen to a couple of Stormzys songs then they think they are hard as balls and also try to be roadmen. This is usually on 13 year olds who want to "shank" up people after listening to this music artist.

Friend:You see that kid .
You:Yeah what about him.
Friend: He has been effected by the stormzy effect

stormzy effect by Acclider December 31, 2016

Stoozy 

Making an act or physical activity look easy; or feeling Clear minded

This game is Stoozy got me feeling unstoppable

Stoozy by 15426827181 July 17, 2019

listens to stormzy once 

Wannabe road man/woman who listens to shut up by stormzy and now thinks they know all his songs and think there hard

Yo shut up is sick

Is that the only stormzy song you know
Yeah but it's the best
God listens to stormzy once

listens to stormzy once by @yo.esketit January 12, 2018

Stormzy 

Stormzy is a rapper. Whose outfit consists of a red and white-stripped track-suit.

He was dressed as Stormzy for fancy dress.

Stormzy by HalfBloodpotion July 19, 2016

Bloody Stoolz 

A condition in which you are so disgustingly unacceptable, that even your stools cannot stand being inside your body, and so bleed as a sign of displeasure.

Jane spits mad bloody stoolz out every day because she is truly macknasty.

Bloody Stoolz by E Konda January 8, 2008

Stoomer 

A stoomer is defined mainly as an Amazing goal on either Pro evolution soccer where it originated or Fifa where it is now commonly used, whereby the ball is often in the air and is shot from a distance of 30+ yards, normally ending up near the top corner of the goal. In general terms a Stoomer can be identified as a really smelly poo/fart, an alcoholic drink, or a photograph amongst other things.

'That was a Stoomer of a goal'

Stoomer by Elvyn 'G' Richards October 8, 2009