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While on vacation in Greece, we had multiple rounds of oral, vaginal and anal stoinkos daily. The locals told us that anal stoinkos is a national pastime.
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Sooik
1] A fake Chinese mother-fucker that probably descended from North-Korea.
He sacrifices his mental and physical health to study, just so he can brag and make other people feel like shit.
2] A student from Korea that knows how to get perfect GPA, and yet still haven't figured out how to drink like an independent adult. He occasionally vomit on himself during sleep.
He sacrifices his mental and physical health to study, just so he can brag and make other people feel like shit.
2] A student from Korea that knows how to get perfect GPA, and yet still haven't figured out how to drink like an independent adult. He occasionally vomit on himself during sleep.
Me: Yo Sooik, what did you get for the last ORGO exam?
Sooik: I fucked up. I'm so pissed.
Me: What did you get?
Sooik: ....a fucking 95%. Shit I got 1 question wrong.
Me: ...You Korean Dog.
Sooik: I fucked up. I'm so pissed.
Me: What did you get?
Sooik: ....a fucking 95%. Shit I got 1 question wrong.
Me: ...You Korean Dog.
Sooik by East Asian Dog May 2, 2019
Stoic
The act of being calm, silent, and serious. Those who choose to be stoic feel every emotion, yet show none. Never try to manipulate a stoic, because they always know what is going on. Some of the smartest people in the world are stoic. They keep their thoughts and feelings to themselves.
If silence is power, then stoicism is invincibility.
If silence is power, then stoicism is invincibility.
Teacher: You there!
Stoic Student: Yes?
Teacher: You failed your last test!
Stoic Student:......well then, I had better redeem myself soon.
Stoic Student: Yes?
Teacher: You failed your last test!
Stoic Student:......well then, I had better redeem myself soon.
Stoic by TheUnknownPhilosopher April 17, 2013
Stolipop
An ice cold shot of Stolichnaya vodka taken before:
1- Making a speech
2- Dating a new girl
3- Doing something outrageous
or, as a restorative the morning after any of the above.
Dosage may vary according to need.
Cultural reference: "On the goo-ood ship, Stolipop!"
1- Making a speech
2- Dating a new girl
3- Doing something outrageous
or, as a restorative the morning after any of the above.
Dosage may vary according to need.
Cultural reference: "On the goo-ood ship, Stolipop!"
Stolipop by Sloane Ranger September 16, 2011
stoic
Someone who does not give a shit about the stupid things in this world that most people care so much about. Stoics do have emotions, but only for the things in this world that really matter. They are the most real people alive.