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A person (usually a man) who does not cook, but likes to stir what you're cooking. The spoonster wants to feel part of the process. Spoonsters stir for an average of 23 seconds before they get bored or complain about back pain.
Ben said to our guests "do you like the green curry we made?"

Jackie said "we? Ben is such a spoonster!"
Spoonster by reaybe January 30, 2014
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snoofter 

An individual who goes around sniffing girls' bike seats, typically for sexual pleasure.
That guy's a snoofter!
snoofter by snotty August 17, 2006
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The Spooksters 

A group of Washington, D.C. based persons, who are avid users of the schedule I controlled substance LSD (Lysergic Acid Dyethylamide)

Spooksters also use other substances such as MDMA, Oxycodone, Adderall, Vyvance, Xanax, Marijuana, 25I-NBOMe, Psilocybin (Mushrooms) at their own discretion and personal preference.
U ain’t one of The Spooksters if u never dropped acid.

Spooksters stay be coppin spooky paper.
The Spooksters by Spookster A February 28, 2018
A device crafted from a paper towel roll stuffed with dryer sheets. colored duct tape is applied around the roll for affect.

It replaces the dank odor with an overwhelming scent of clean clothes.
"Yo my mom's still awake, use the spoofster"
"Blow out of the spoofster, bro-d"
Spoofster by TripTroll December 2, 2009

swoofter 

"Swoofter" - originally a contraction of "pull a swift booster pal", now used in many other contexts.

To be told to "pull a swoofter" is loosely equivalent to, in the vernacular, "get the fuck out".
"Fuckin' pull a swoofter"
"Double dunt a swoofter and fuck off"
"Get your rat out ya pure swooftcake"

etc.
swoofter by Shaggatron June 17, 2009
A small electric scooter with tiny wheels, the top speed of which is slightly faster than most people walk. This type of scooter is very popular among tourists and wannabe hipsters in urban areas. Such scooters often lack turn signals or lights, impede conventional vehicles and put the operators and others at risk. This type of scooter is a stupid scooter--hence, a "stooter".
I almost hit a guy riding one of those stooters.
stooter by Travelingmankc July 21, 2019
He is very cool and likes to shut down ideas with his own he hates people called Luke and also may have a side buisness for drugs
That stokster is ebin
Stokster by Ugughvvjgj February 18, 2021