You: Ugh, last week Leslie gave me candy with peanut butter in it, even though she knows I'm allergic.
Your Friend: Are you serious?!!! What did you do?
You: I left the nastiest little stomach abortion in her kitchen sink while she was on vacation. I bet it totally stinks by now.
Your Friend: Are you serious?!!! What did you do?
You: I left the nastiest little stomach abortion in her kitchen sink while she was on vacation. I bet it totally stinks by now.
by JRoselburger21 January 20, 2009