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Bryan Stowed on 

To get Bryan Stowed on. To get beat relentlessly by Mexican gang members at a parking lot for a Los Angeles team. It could be the Lakers, Clippers, or Dodgers. Most notable for Dodgers parking lot. When you get beat up by LA gang members in a parking lot you have been "Bryan Stowed" on.
guy 1: shit man I got bryan stowed on outside of staples center for not rooting for the lakers. a pack of mexican gang members beat me unconscious and robbed me.

guy 2: damn man what can you do, mexicans are gonna be mexicans man, just try to bring a lakers or dodgers jersey next time for when you walk back to your car you wont get bryan stowed on
Bryan Stowed on by Feces/sp/ July 26, 2011

Stole-On 

To punch someone in the face without the other person having a CLUE that it's coming
Did you see that? Bob just got Stole-On!
Stole-On by The OrrAcle May 6, 2010

Stole on 

An african-american term for getting punched unexpectedly.
Dat nigga ray ray got stole on by ma nigga lil ray ray wen he was talkin dat shit.
Stole on by Mr. Jizzmeister September 23, 2009

stole on 

beat down. Knocked to the ground without trouble.
That bitch nigga was talkin' shit and got stole on..
stole on by Oblinnerator April 22, 2003

Styled on 

When one is getting demolished in an online competitive game in the most embarrassing manner possible. ie: getting three stocked by a low tier in smash, losing horribly to a 1.16 player in MC, and many more.
Guy 1: that was a bad matchup i swear
Guy 2: nuh uh man u just got styled on by a kirby player.
Styled on by NuestroSenor November 16, 2020

Styled on 

when you absolutely demolish someone or something with zero effort or thought, usually said to confirm dominance over someone who is salty about losing
gamer 1; "bro wtf, that fight was not even close to fair! you didn't even let me get my items equipped!"

gamer 2; "styled on lmao"
Styled on by Biggy R (red) January 17, 2022