Abby was yet again rejected by another guy for the third time this week. Sighing, she states, “I’m not kidding, Anna. It’s literally because of my slopester!”
A stylester is basically a hipster's equivalent to someone who is fashionable. Stylesters have an opinion about fashion and style and aren't afraid to say it. They are obsessed with everything new and hip, trendy and arty, are ahead of the trend and ultimately trendsetting and are in the scene or causing a scene.