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A cigarette. Another, more masculine, word for stogey or stoggie.
"You have a stogester I can bum?" "Sure I just bought a pack of Marlboro Reds."
stogester by Macphersom April 19, 2010
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stonestreet 

A human being soaked in the waters of victory for all of eternity. He or she puts chumps in their place and triumphs over all.
Damn, that stonestreet took out the whole team in like two seconds
stonestreet by Conners February 17, 2008
geez, that dude is a smokester! look at his car windows, they are yellow with nicotine. he is disgusting and always smells like an ashtray.
smokester by da trick biatch December 22, 2005

Slopester 

A person with a grotesquely large nose, usually saggy and/or bumpy like a ski slope.
Abby was yet again rejected by another guy for the third time this week. Sighing, she states, “I’m not kidding, Anna. It’s literally because of my slopester!”
Slopester by Ornage 🍊 December 10, 2021

swoester 

Swoester means "cool", "relaxed", "great", "superb".
"That car is really swoester!" or "I had a swoester night" or "That guy is soooo swoester!"
swoester by Rinco August 19, 2006

Stylester 

A stylester is basically a hipster's equivalent to someone who is fashionable. Stylesters have an opinion about fashion and style and aren't afraid to say it. They are obsessed with everything new and hip, trendy and arty, are ahead of the trend and ultimately trendsetting and are in the scene or causing a scene.
Agyness Deyn is such a stylester because she's basically a stylish hipster.
Stylester by reets August 3, 2010

Stogentory 

The inventory of cigarettes one has in their posesion. stoge-inventory
steve: yo man, can i bum a dank ass cig

Travis: Hold up, let me check the stogentory
Stogentory by Jukt Micronics April 11, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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