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Short in penis, long of himself. An ironic and savage diss used to describe high earning, arrogant stockbrokers and traders who think they are cool and clever because they describe everything in terms of trading positions i.e. long and short. These douchebags are oblivious to the fact that everyone hates them, including colleagues who are forced to pander to them only because they make a lot of money for the company.
Generic Wanker Banker: 'Hey baby, I'm massively long your fine ass.'

Betty: 'Doris I think that guy is trying to chat you up.'

Doris: Yeh I'm choosing to ignore him, he's gross and siploh asf.
Siploh by Cheesed1ck September 3, 2021
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The technical equivalent of a boatload, also known as a heck of a lot. A polite euphemism for a similar but more profane expression.
"Are you going bowling with the guys?"
"Dude, I wish: my English teacher gave us a shipload of reading to do over the weekend."
"So are you going bowling then?"
"Yeah."
shipload by Nomen Nescio February 22, 2008
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A man who has a pp shaped like a tomato.
Did you see that stiloski
Stiloski by SamHgay March 27, 2020
person above got it a little wrong. "estilo" is style in spanish.
stilo by Anonymous April 28, 2003
Means 'style' in Spanish. Originated in N.Y.C
"Y'all know my stilo, with or without the airplay" -Nas
stilo by Supa Fly December 12, 2002
I’m so stipio to go out tonight
Stipio by P810 May 29, 2019
a persons style or hobby;something that helps define someone.
Lying to people aint really my stilo.
stilo by dermanatural December 9, 2008