a biological musical instrument in which one's gaseous digestive byproduct is used to create percussive noises via one's rectum while also creating a pungent animal aroma.
Raman Tootsaway: "Dude, wanna come jam with me and homies tonight at the crib."

Alex: "Aww sorry bro, I left my flugglehorn at my girl's house."

Raman: "No worries broseph, just get some T Bell in ya and in a couple hours you can just toot away on the ol stinky trombone."
by Stanky Tootsalot July 31, 2009
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One of the worst smells and weirdest sounds that exerts a Geordie man's hairy stinkhole after living off Zapatistas and pints for the whole weekend. The sound plays for not just a song, but a whole albums worth of disgrace, usually resulting in his girlfriend passing out, then waking up with no recollection of the weekend
Tom's stinky trombone is the real reason Sherilyn broke up with him.
by MAISYcat30now July 7, 2022
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