n.
1) A Metro-sexual who couples as a cock-blocker.
2) A spiky haired Brad Pitt wannabe, equipped with a false sense of machismo, who has the ability to ruin the girl-guy ratio at a bar just by his mere presence.

*created by famed journalist Jason Probst
As I turned my back to order a drink, a group of stink-sharks attempted to pull my girlfriend onto the dance floor.
by Thomas Ruzika June 3, 2004
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