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stink trap isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. fart trap
when you fart in a specific place, knowing that someone will soon walk into that space, smelling your fart
I just fart trapped that women behind me.

Someone just fart trapped me, whew.
2. Fur Diaper
n. Excessive hair in a woman's pubic region due to poor hygiene habits. Can be detected early if forearms are thick with dark hair or if beginning signs of a moustache are noticable.
Kiki: I decided to step up my game with Bambi last night.

B-Rad: How'd it go? Did you lay some pipe?

Kiki: HELL NO!! She dropped her drawers and had a fur diaper. I threw up and got the hell out of there.
3. Beave Up To The Button
n. Excessive hair in a woman's pubic region due to poor hygiene habits. Can be detected early if forearms are thick with dark hair or if beginning signs of a moustache are noticable.
Too Tuff Tony: How's things going with you and Yolanda?

CB: They were great until I got her down to her skivvies. I took those off and damn near choked on my tongue when I saw her beave up to the button. I went limp and went home!

4. reverse Dutch oven
When you are laying in bed and your significant other releases a gas from their anus trying to trap you under the covers, you (if you are stronger or sneaky) then reverse it so your partner is caught in the atmosphere of his/her own stink.
scott tried to trap me in a dutch oven last night but I reversed it and he had to smell is own fart for once, giving him a reverse dutch oven.
5. shocker
The original definiton:

Two in the pink, one in the stink.
More shocker euphemisms:

Checking her fever, with two in the beaver
Crimson: 2, Brown: 1.
Dos en el hueco, con uno en el seco.
Dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado.
Dos en la crica, con uno en la pica.
Dos en la hamaca, con uno en la caca.
Going to town, with one in the brown.
Phaser Finger
The Barracuda (Aus)
The Muckfish.
The Willy J Munchright (Named after a famous Australian)
Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.
Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca.
Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve.
Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver.
Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her.
Two in the bird, one in the turd.
Two in the blood, one in the mud.
Two in the boat, one in the moat.
Two in the bow, one in the stern.
Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle.
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the byway, one in the hershey highway.
Two in the cake, one in the pudding.
Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole.
Two in the cat, one in the shat.
Two in the cheese, one in the whiz.
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.
Two in the chute, one in the glute.
Two in the clam, one in the SHAZAAM
Two in the clanker, one in the spanker.
Two in the cockpit, one where the jock sits.
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot.
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.
Two in the coo, one in the poo.
Two in the coot, one in the ...
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6. Shit burger
when someone has bad breath you ask them if the shit burger they had for lunch came with a soft drink
talker: blah blah blah bluh blah.....
you: didn't the "shit burger" you had for lunch come with a soft drink to wash it down?
talker: Ha HA HA very funny asshole.
you: whoa!...easy on the HA HA ass breath that crab
trap smells worse than a fishermans warf!!
7. bolo
1. To stink (usually of sweat).

2. A synonym for antiperspirant deodorant, a product used to trap bolo under the skin so that it doesn't bolo up the place.

3. The model name of the Volkswagen car a smelly person is said to be driving.
1. "Have you ever smelt Fatty's shirts after he's been on stage? Man, he bolo."
(NOTE: Contrary to the grammatical rules surrounding similar sentences like "He smellS", "She stinkS" etc, the correct usage of bolo in this instance is always "He bolo" not "He bolos").

2. "Can I borrow some of your bolo? I fuckin reek of B.O."

3. "Man, that guy smells so bad you can just tell he drives a Volkswagen Bolo."
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