Stifferino 

A fictional lozenge imagined by Albertus of the Desert, marketed in his mind to aging men such as himself, to provide the hopeful illusion of a potential hard-on.

My dad invented Stifferino lozenges and I still have the prototype.

Stifferino by Dr Bunnygirl March 31, 2019

stiffer 

Slang. A person who fails to tip (stiffs) an employee that is normally tipped, such as bar and restaraunt wait-staff, pizza delivery drivers, hairstylists/barbers, taxi drivers, etc.
plural. stiffers

A good tipper gets their pizzas MUCH faster than the stiffer does.
Stiffers who don't tip their bartender often find themselves very thirsty.

stiffer by blonde one December 11, 2008

stiffly stifferson

A person who isn't keen to light-hearted or fun jokes. More specifically, pranks.

I put rat poison in my boss' coffee and he got mad at me. What a Stiffly Stifferson.

stiffly stifferson by Jablonsky May 22, 2004

snifferlicious 

something that you smell that makes you want to eat it, ie: fresh baked bread, hot apple pie.
anything that upon smelling awakens a hunger.
also, a good smelling girl.

"I was at the club last night and this snifferlicious girl came and ordered a sex on the beach"

" I was just walking past KFC, and even though I hate that shit, it's still snifferlicious".

snifferlicious by Saajin March 13, 2010

sleep stiffer 

When a guy is sleeping, you rub their penis, thus getting the "stiff" and they wake up with a wonderful feeling.

"Omg I am totally gonna pull the sleep stiffer on him when I'm bored and he's still sleeping"

"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."

sleep stiffer by pinkdinko April 6, 2010

stiffer than a honeymoon dick 

Something that is very sturdy, extremely solid.

After installing some conduit and supporting it: " Now Matt , I'm gonna tell you what,that right there is stiffer than a honeymoon dick!"

stiffer than a honeymoon dick by Raider Matt May 13, 2017

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass 

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010