The German Stienburg 

One of the most complex and vile sexual acts to be performed... It requires strength, focus and tremendous commitment.

The German Stienburg starts with a man anally plundering a female that is bent over while he is simultaneously holding a tractor tire over his head and using it to do shoulder presses (as in a strongman competition). While pressing the tire and banging the girl he screams out "shiza" every time he makes a press.

After the man makes coitus, he drops the tractor tire on back of the female's head...rendering her unconcious. Finally he lifts up her naked body and proceeds to bench press her... all the while counting his repetitions in a loud, harsh, commanding, German accent. (If you can count in German that is ideal... but if not the accent will suffice).

"Dude, I have to stop by the farm later and borrow a tractor tire, my girlfriend is finally going to let me give her The German Stienburg."

The German Stienburg by crazydoc March 14, 2009

Talia stienburg

A scientist with a curse who smooches girls and has a hot non biological dad

Talia Stienburg is homo

Talia stienburg by Talia Stienburg April 8, 2024

Steinberg's Law 

Steinberg's Law, similar in concept to Bidoof's Law, says that there will never be anything more irritating than seeing a user who claims to be white, tweet out a bad or offensive opinion targeting white people, and then checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “Jewish”.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I read this tweet that white people should just stop existing, yet the person who wrote it says they're white! I just don't get it.

Guy 2: Check their profile.

Guy 1: Why?

Guy 2: Just do it.

Guy 1: Hm.. alright, well, here it says their jewish, and.. Oh, I see.

Guy 2: Yeah, perfect example of Steinberg's Law bro.

Steinberg's Law by acceptitgoyim May 13, 2020

Shitenburg

Instead of saying 'shit' or 'shiteeee' you say:

"Ohh shitenburg"

Katherine: Shitenburgg..
Tilly: What did you do?
Katherine: I walked into the door
Tilly: Ouch!

Shitenburg by Shitenburg April 20, 2009

Angry Stenberg

When a female is giving a male a blow job, and you shove a protractor in her ass, and when she reaches down to pull it out, you blow your load in her ear.

My girlfriend and I broke up last night after I suggested an Angry Stenberg. So I hired a hooker and did it to her.

Angry Stenberg by Willy_The_Pimp January 29, 2007

steinberg 

a double jew. no one else can be more jewish than a steinberg.

steinberg is both Stein (as in Einstein) and a Berg (as in Rosenberg).

steinberg by ricardo777 July 23, 2008

Steezburger 

Noun
Something you eat when achieving a high level of steezyness. (generally used as a food)

Dude, P-Dawg's backflip was über steezy. You see him, he was eating steezburgers the whole way.

Steezburger by Gøøse January 6, 2009