Sticktus Rectus Syndrome 

Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.

After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her butt to no avail.

Sticktus Rectus Syndrome by Dr. Dixienormus January 11, 2015

Stickittodamaneosis 

Noun;
A rare blood disease that helps trick people into letting them audition for battle of the bands.

Coined by Dewy Finn under the pseudonym Mr. Shneebly

From the movie, School of Rock

Mr.S- They're terminal
Audition Judge- What do they have?
Mr.S- Uh, um, Stickittodamaneosis...

Stickittodamaneosis by mNm347 February 3, 2010

Stickitothemaniosis 

brought to us by the film "School of Rock" in which Jack Black has his class/band enter a battle of the bands contest by telling a judge they have a fatal disease called "stickittothemaniosis".

eh.. I'm too lazy to think of what he said

Stickitothemaniosis by the bum in the back July 23, 2004

sickwitit 

adjective.

Describes something or someone as being proficient in their field and thus enjoyable for its, his, or her audience.

That new Gorillaz album is sickwitit.

Did you see Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood? He was sickwitit.

sickwitit by smrtboi2120 April 2, 2010

stickitis 

When someone comes in contact with another person with a stick up their ass. Highly contagious!

Symtoms:
constant complaining
Self-centeredness
Anoying
Boring
Not having any fun

"I have to go to bed early! I have a test in three weeks I need to study for!"
- if you hear someone say something like this, run! They have stickitis and it may rub off on you so watch out!

stickitis by Staff benfits office November 9, 2010

Slickwitch 

Strange creature that resembles popular TV presenter Christa Ackroyd and lurks in bushes brandishing celery, which she is believed to batter passing cyclists with.

"Careful mate! Mind you don't tread in that dollop of Slickwitch!"

Slickwitch by Alvin Stardust April 29, 2008

stickity ickity diggity dank 

A variety of leaves and flowering buds of the cannabis plant; renowned for its high THC potency and extremely sticky resinous character.

This stickity ickity diggity dank has made my fingers so adhesive I can barely pack the bowl.

stickity ickity diggity dank by Knotty V December 20, 2004