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Sternlife is always doing and saying dumb shit. You break all homie laws, but get pissed when anybody else tries to break them. You think you know everything even though you're a baby in the game and are always getting schooled.
Hey, come out with us? We have 5 girls and only two guys and the girls said to bring some guys. Nah, I'm tried and I would rather play video games. STERNLIFE
Sternlife by Teddythekid October 22, 2014
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sternball 

A term used to describe questionable events, bullshit decisions, and retarded ref calls in the NBA that are no doubt overseen by Commissioner David Stern.
The fuck? A Lakers five-peat? Mah nigga, this is sternball in full effect...
sternball by DeutscheBagge May 16, 2011

Sterealing 

Bruv, you mad...you sterealing?
Sterealing by UrbanNico January 17, 2011
To climax before one's partner and then leave to go make a sandwich.
Man, last night, Kathy completely sternatted me and left me by myself in the bedroom.
Sternat by tgbld November 27, 2011

sterndale Stud 

When you live in sterndale, you become the top shagger and have no problem going for 3 rounds one after another.
Reece: I gave her three rounds last night not problem at all. I’m a proper sterndale stud

Jamie : you’re a twat
sterndale Stud by Big J B June 29, 2022

sternage 

sternum + cleavage; people whose boobs are so small or nonexistent that they don't have cleavage. you just see their sternum.
"Kate Hudson has great sternage in that dress!"
sternage by droit84 December 27, 2006