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1.
In Germany a penis that is erected can be called "steif".
Mostly one say:"Ich habe einen Steifen."
It is very very informal, so one shouldn't use it in public
Mein Penis ist steif.

Ich habe nen Steifen.
by Elessar September 18, 2006
 
2.
German for "A piece of wood" It is Bavarian slang for boner, schong or penis
Ich habe eine gross Steif.

Nett Stief
by Vincent Lamar February 19, 2006