Steelering
When an above average sports team continually loses exhibitions against drastically inferior opponents.
Steelering by SoCalSteelerfan November 9, 2014
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Steelying
Effortlessly and unflappably winning at life, in all areas at once, to a degree where you gain a god-like omnipotence, and others are drawn to you like you have your own orbit of awesomeness. More spiritually intuned people can sometimes 'see' awesomeness radiate from Steelying people- like the halo of light surrounding the Virgin Mary. Or like Jupiter's rings- but made of rainbows and unicorn dust.
Bro 1: "How was yo day, bro?"
Bro 2: "Well dawg, I was just walkin to your house, when James Cameron came up to me, and was like 'I want YOU to be the star of my new 3D blockbuster "AVATARTANIC"', and then this hot bitch was all like 'that's hot- let's fuck right now', and so we did, and I was so good she insisted on paying me a million dollars out of gratitude, THEN this fucking Velociraptor like fucking came out of NO-WHERE, so I was like like 'yo errbody just CHILL', and I just bitch-slapped that Raptor back to the Dino-age....so you know, just another day"
Bro 1: "Dude fo reelz, Steelying as always"
Bro 2: "Well dawg, I was just walkin to your house, when James Cameron came up to me, and was like 'I want YOU to be the star of my new 3D blockbuster "AVATARTANIC"', and then this hot bitch was all like 'that's hot- let's fuck right now', and so we did, and I was so good she insisted on paying me a million dollars out of gratitude, THEN this fucking Velociraptor like fucking came out of NO-WHERE, so I was like like 'yo errbody just CHILL', and I just bitch-slapped that Raptor back to the Dino-age....so you know, just another day"
Bro 1: "Dude fo reelz, Steelying as always"
Steelying by zoeleacomicsans March 25, 2011
Steplingus
Finding out, typically when one or more of the parties are in a drunken stupor, that a step-sister has had a secret crush on you for some time. Typically the lush involved uses words like "probe" and "hot" as they slur out their heretofore private lust. The recipient of these unwanted advances struggles to escape the ranting, slathering monologue. Future gatherings and holidays can be particularly awkward, especially since other family members (siblings) who witnessed the horrific event typically know what the drunken strumpet confessed to...even though she may not remember.
Dude...my step-sister Kelly totally pulled a steplingus on me...she told me how she always thought I looked HOT, especially when I used to drive my old Ford Probe. She said she wanted me to probe HER. Her breath smelled like she tossed salad. I had to swallow my own vomit before I could escape from her drunken confession. I can't sleep anymore from the nightmares.
Steplingus by illinoisboxking December 15, 2009
Teabag Steeping
When a man fills a woman’s mouth with semen and the man crouches over a dips his testicles in the semen repeatedly.
Teabag Steeping by FOOTLICKER_37 January 19, 2022
Steepling
Verb.
The act of putting your fingertips together, most likely to indicate thoughtfulness.
So named because this action makes one's hands look vaguely like a steeple.
The act of putting your fingertips together, most likely to indicate thoughtfulness.
So named because this action makes one's hands look vaguely like a steeple.
The following children's hand game shows an example of steepling:
This is the church; this is the steeple; open the doors, and there's all the people.
This is the church; this is the steeple; open the doors, and there's all the people.
Steepling by Mysterious C June 22, 2006
steeping the teabag
This occurs when a filth encrusted psuedo cop jingles his coin purse while mentally reviewing the day's spank bank deposits.
Chief: Anybody seen that fuckin donkey Robertson?
Officer: Yeah chief, he's in his patrol car steeping the teabag.
Officer: Yeah chief, he's in his patrol car steeping the teabag.
steeping the teabag by DonkeyNole June 1, 2007