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Steamy Santa

A highly advanced defecation maneuver where one climbs to the roof of the unsuspecting party’s house, squats over the chimney and takes a shit, leaving excrement plummeting down the chimney. This results in a steamy deuce at the bottom of the living room fireplace. While the maneuver draws it’s name from and is similar to the western tradition of Santa Clause, it tends to draw a negative reaction from the unsuspecting party.
Individual 1: Did you hear Ricky gave Randy Lahey a Steamy Santa?
Individual 2: He did what?
Individual 1: He took a shit down Randy’s chimney leaving a steamy terd in the living room fireplace.

Individual 2: (Nods in approval) ....nice.....
Steamy Santa by #RickyShits February 12, 2020
Related Words

Steamy Dreamy 

When someone shits on someone's face while they're asleep.
"Yo, we should give Zane a steamy dreamy while he's out!"
"That's a great idea Sensei Wu!"
Steamy Dreamy by SillyNinjagoFan69 November 23, 2019

Steamy Pete 

To pop the hood of a parked car and defecate on the engine block. The next time the owner starts their car, they will be greeted with the sweet smell of hot feces.
I heard Lindsay had to take her car in to the shop again because Charles stank it up with a Steamy Pete.

Steezy striker

Someone that is addicted to vaping/steezing
Ayy, Jacob you’re a steezy striker
A derogatory term specific to Broken Hill; used to insult or belittle someone you dislike.
You burnt the toast, you stemmy!
Stemmy by squadbhiz June 13, 2016

Lo'steem Screen 

The extra viewfinder now found on the front of digital cameras. It exists for those who can't get through a day without taking a picture of themselves.
D: Did you see April's new camera, it's got the Lo'steem Screen that's the latest feature

B: Oh shit, now EVERY picture of her vain ass will be perfectly composed.

D: Yep. No more editing out the bad ones, she'll have more time left to tell us how hot she is.
Lo'steem Screen by OldFart77 December 25, 2010