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steambeast 

an older lady who spends time in singles bars trying to pick up guys who are closer to the age she was when she first started hanging out in bars. Usually chain smoking low priced cigarettes, and the second hand smoke is her "steam". Especially common in the rural south.
"Yeah, Tom's bachelor party was a real blast. Cory was so hammered he ended up going home with some steambeast who had to be at least 50."
steambeast by Riley Howard November 10, 2005
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Steamboat Jackson

An incredibly fat doobie, rolled densely with medicinal cannabis. A steamboat Jackson burns slowly and evenly throughout.
Bro, this steamboat jackson is gettin me roasted.

steamboat annie

Defecating in someone's bathtub.
"Dude, I totally dropped a deuce in Jerry's tub."
"Nice! The old Steamboat Annie!"
steamboat annie by Ebin Randolph December 31, 2008

Steamboat hot 

Term describing a girl who holds the standing of "hot" merely because she lives in Steamboat Springs, Colorado where women are scarce in population creating an artificially inflated demand for them. In any other major metropolitan area said girl would only merit an average at best.
Yeah, I mean she's Steamboat hot, but I could do much better in Denver this weekend.
Steamboat hot by RevelAndDance March 4, 2011

polish steamboat 

When you put vodka in your anus and then fart it out, releasing the brew as a vapor
my partner polish steamboated my face; the vapor left me quite intoxicated, and smelled like rotting meat
polish steamboat by bigpoppajew April 20, 2015

Fudge Tunnel Steamboat Captain 

One of the male homosexual persuasion, who is also a "top."
Hey Corey, check out that group of fudge tunnel steamboat captains going into Claire's.

kentucky steamboat 

When a person is taking a shower. Another person will sneak in and start taking a shit without the other person knowing. When your done shut the door and the person will have a nice surprise waiting 4 them after a couple minutes in the shower with steam. LOL
Hey we just kentucky steamboat mike and he had to run out of the bathroom.