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StealthBot v2.7

The best illusion ever created intriguing much curiosity from numerous battle.net users awaiting it's arrival.
Someone: When is StealthBot v2.7 coming out?
Stealth: In eleventy years!
StealthBot v2.7 by FrOzeN89 November 11, 2008

Stealthbooking 

When someone uses Facebook in offline mode. Usually to hide from the friends that they added, but never want to talk to.

You can find stealthbookers, when they make a comment, post on a wall or like something when you can't see them online.
Example 1.

Bro 1: Andie is never online!
Bro 2: But she posted on my wall 2 seconds ago!
Bro 1: Lol, she is stealthbooking again...

Example 2.

"Hey Andie, I can see you stealthbooking!"
Stealthbooking by madstylex August 30, 2010

Stealthbumming

The act of capturing on camera a person pretending to bum or "shadow bumming" an unaware person.

If you successfully pull off a stealthbum you are awarded one credit.

If the unaware person becomes aware the stealthbum will become null and void and not count in the scoring.
"Duncan take a picture of me while I stealthbum this old lady while she picks up her bags of groceries.."

"Ok Simon, let me get my camera-phone out..."

<Simon stands prone over the old lady adopting the bumming position as the old lady bends over>

Duncan takes the picture:

<click>

Much laughter and hilarity ensues and later they recount stories of the stealthbumming that was achieved that day.
Stealthbumming by Palmdogger October 7, 2011

Stealthsturbation 

Stealthsturbation is masturbating in a scenario that would require stealth in which you must to extremely aware as well as silent. Note that all parts of the masturbating must be stealthy (gathering cleanup materials, the initial act, and cleanup).
Situations of stealthsturbation include when your parents are next door, when your parents or significant other are going to be home soon, or when your sibling is just a room away.
Stealthsturbation by Staska June 9, 2009

stealthbating 

Mike was stealthbating while watching TV with his roomates
stealthbating by Squits January 19, 2014

Stealthbane

Leet world of warcraft player..if your horde run! May see this person with Moonstars!
Damn, watch out for that stealthbane dude!! hes hella dangerous
Stealthbane by Caliguy209 February 16, 2009