When someone uses Facebook in offline mode. Usually to hide from the friends that they added, but never want to talk to.

You can find stealthbookers, when they make a comment, post on a wall or like something when you can't see them online.

Example 1.

Bro 1: Andie is never online!
Bro 2: But she posted on my wall 2 seconds ago!
Bro 1: Lol, she is stealthbooking again...

Example 2.

"Hey Andie, I can see you stealthbooking!"

Stealthbooking by madstylex August 30, 2010

Stealthbumming

The act of capturing on camera a person pretending to bum or "shadow bumming" an unaware person.

If you successfully pull off a stealthbum you are awarded one credit.

If the unaware person becomes aware the stealthbum will become null and void and not count in the scoring.

"Duncan take a picture of me while I stealthbum this old lady while she picks up her bags of groceries.."

"Ok Simon, let me get my camera-phone out..."

<Simon stands prone over the old lady adopting the bumming position as the old lady bends over>

Duncan takes the picture:

<click>

Much laughter and hilarity ensues and later they recount stories of the stealthbumming that was achieved that day.

Stealthbumming by Palmdogger October 7, 2011

Stealthsturbation

Stealthsturbation is masturbating in a scenario that would require stealth in which you must to extremely aware as well as silent. Note that all parts of the masturbating must be stealthy (gathering cleanup materials, the initial act, and cleanup).

Situations of stealthsturbation include when your parents are next door, when your parents or significant other are going to be home soon, or when your sibling is just a room away.

Stealthsturbation by Staska June 9, 2009

stealthbating

Masturbating discreetly with someone else in the room

Mike was stealthbating while watching TV with his roomates

stealthbating by Squits January 19, 2014

Stealthbane

Leet world of warcraft player..if your horde run! May see this person with Moonstars!

Damn, watch out for that stealthbane dude!! hes hella dangerous

Stealthbane by Caliguy209 February 16, 2009

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026