STD

1. some transmitted disease

a. an extremely dirty mind

My mind can be considered an std.

by mysterymind135 December 11, 2010

STD

Standard - assumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.

It is std that people miss interpret what you write, to make it funnier to them.

by Majenwyn December 31, 2011

Std

Short for Shit talking disorder. There are no programs for assistance with this condition, the necessary attitude adjustments are considered controversial and the disorder considered socially acceptable.

There are a lot of people in today's world carrying an std.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016

STD

used to describe a guy's penis.

Super Tiny Dick

Cherly: hey how was your night with James?
Cherry: i left, he had a STD.

Cherly: haha that poor man. *laughs*

by Le Donut March 23, 2010

STD

STD. something men carry in thier testicles by being wayy sick and over sexed to the point of rapist cum murderer

omg that man gave me aids GREAT I GOT AN STD AND NOT ONE I CAN CURE.. yet he has the cheek to call me a slut...i didn't have half the partners he had..he claimed he was 'allergic to condoms' and didnt like the way the 'pill made me a lil chubby'..

by MEN=STDS October 21, 2010

STD

Su Tu Den crude oil of Vietnamese origin. An aptly named crude oil that is more toxic to desk pnl than it is in the event of an actual oil spill.

Su Tu Den has a long and established reputation for producing LORD (see separate definition) profitability for any trader who cannot resist the sirens' call.

He's done what? He's won the STD tender? That will lead to LORD activity.

by T. Machida January 16, 2011

STD

Something To Do...

"Dude don't like her just a STD for him"
Something to do

by oneofthe17 August 21, 2010