stawnner 

An erection. "Stander" in proper English. Scottish Slang.

"Woke up wi a total stawnner man, hud tae pee in eh sink."

stawnner by Heeh? October 5, 2013

Stannerz 

The term Stannerz is used to describe the process of ejaculating in an unusually premature time of under one minute during the act of sexual intercourse.

The term Stannerz can also be used as a time scale for other day to day activities, where one Stannerz is equal to, or less than one minute. A five minute task could be described as taking '5 Stannerz'

Whilst a relatively new term, the term Stannerz is spreading fast.

I hear when they had sex he came in less than a minute?!
Yeah, he did her in a Stannerz!

Stannerz by megagem June 15, 2010

Stauner (stawner) 

Scottish (Glaswegian) term literally meaning "Stander".

A penile erection

Look at that bawbag oan the danceflair, he's makin' ae right stauner ae himsel

Stauner (stawner) by Barelystanding December 18, 2004

stawner

Scottish parochial for a male erection.

'Look at that guys raging stawner! It's huge!!'

stawner by Jimbojetset67 June 11, 2017

Stanner 

It's the noun version of the verb stan, It's been used to describe people that are more than fans about a topic or a band

I hate K-pop Stanners they break my nerves

Stanner by FakeDaddy.exe May 11, 2020

Stanner 

A fan pairing between Marvel's Tony Stark (Iron Man) and Bruce Banner (Hulk.)

Much of the Avengers fan art on deviantART that isn't of Loki. Stanner is the only Avengers slash pairing that makes sense.

Stanner by SailorMedic42 November 6, 2012

staunner 

if u hit a "staunner" u have disgraced ur self

oh my god that we prick hut a staunner in front ae ma burd

staunner by danny kent January 14, 2004