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When an individual changes the status on a friends facebook account that has been left logged on and unattended. The status is usually something terribly embarrassing.
Before status assassination--"Jesse is going to the grocery store"

After status assassination--"Jesse wears women's underwear because its sexy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!"
by bee-ri November 16, 2009