2 definitions by BMonz

Top Definition
A person that roams the world of Facebook preying on innocent statuses to comment on. In the event of a successful comment, the original status is dead to the world and no one will ever want to comment on it. Mothers and Fathers have most likely perfected this art.
-"hey did you see Tommy make quick work of that status you posted?"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"
by BMonz January 19, 2012
The back of a person's hand, especially when it's given or received in the form of a slap.
Yo, that man just gave his girl the Business.
"You best run along before I give you the Business

by BMonz October 27, 2011
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