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Engaging in non-consensual sexual interaction with inanimate objects, usually a statue.
Mark: "Dude, I totally just fondled the Lincoln Memorial!"
Chris: "Did he consent to it?"
Mark: "Of course not, he can't particularly object."
Chris: "Bro, you just committed statuary rape!"
by HRH CTMC December 04, 2010