After receiving your commission as an officer in the Navy or Coast Guard, you must be stoked. But sometimes, there's no room or money to train you and you get stashed doing odd jobs. Sometimes you can get stashed places you would like and then suddenly it's awesome.
>Hey man congratulations on the Navy! Do they have you flying yet?
<No, I'm a stashed ensign.
>So essentially you're worthless, and overpaid to do nothing?
<Fail. Oh but we had time to start a band, check purevolume for the stashed ensigns