I'm not trying to start shit 

The phrase that you use right before you tell someone something that you know will start a lot of shit.

I'm not trying to start shit but Ty called your mother a whore.

I'm not trying to start shit by Baby D123 February 26, 2011

start-shit-itus 

A fast spreading sickness among youth, in which, they start shit with everyone as long as they have their friends to back them up.

If you have start-shit-itus, I'll fuck your shit out of your mouth.

start-shit-itus by Kevinnnnnlolz May 11, 2008

startin shit 

Taking the date to a level that one in the party is not ready for or uncomfortable about.

"Get your tongue outta my ear and quit startin shit."

startin shit by Chris and Sabrina Lee September 1, 2008

Shit Start 

When your home alone and you have to take a shit. As you are going to the bathroom, you notice the shit is already coming out so you pull down your pants and/or underwear, and just make it to the toilet on time

I wanted to see the end of the football game, but I had to shit, so I held it in until the end of the game, and got a shit start, just making it to the toilet.

Shit Start by TsaebBers November 8, 2009

Startshit-itis 

Startshit-itis is a social disorder which affects millions of individuals throughout our country, It refers to an affliction that causes the individual struggeling with this disorder, to "start shit" or create a dispute or in some instances begin a physical battle with someone for no reason other than they are bored

I hate going anywhere with Slim,,,, he has to get his startshit-itis under control before he gets us all shot.

Startshit-itis by [e-mail] November 9, 2010