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Starbucks Lovers 

A term that didn't exist until people misheard Taylor Swift's lyrics in Blank Space, when she actually says "list of ex-lovers."

You'll notice that Blank Space first aired on the radio on November 10th, 2014 - and the term popped up shortly after that.
Taylor Swift: Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane.

Hearing-impaired preteen: Durrr what does "Starbucks lovers" mean? I know - I'll make up a definition and put it on Urban Dictionary!
Starbucks Lovers by ZmanIsTheMan3 January 9, 2016
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Starbucks enema

Bowel movement caused by drinking an oversized cup of coffee. Usually happens when you are already back in the car. Only the sheer willpower of a Jedi will keep you safe until you reach the office.
Oh man. I am stuck in traffic and this Venti caffe latte is giving me a Starbucks enema. Let's hope I don't soil myself.

Starbucks girl 

A Starbucks girl is a stereotype given to girls that are commonly in 14 - 18 years old. They usually hang around in small groups. Starbucks girls deliberately type in short forms of words or how you actually say the word. As the name implies, their hangout spot is almost always Starbucks.

Starbucks girls usually wear really loose shirts, and very tight jeans. They wear colorful clothing and jewellery. They have 2 - 5 social media accounts and they care about it a lot, so they will be aggressive if you insult them online.
Starbucks girl #1: "oh my god did you see that kid insult my picture online?"

Starbucks girl #2: "I know right? he's totes jelly of you."

Starbucks girl #1: "I hait that kid he's such a bulleh"

Pink Starburst 

A pink Starburst is the most prized of all Starburst flavors.

If someone is a Pink Starburst, they are a very special individual.
Never let anyone treat you like a Yellow Starburst. You are a Pink Starburst!
Pink Starburst by mixxtionary December 25, 2017

starburst pipe 

A pipe made out of starburst used to smoke cannabis (marijuana) and when you smoke out of this pipe the smoke will taste like candy
IMMA HIT THA STARBURST PIPE TONIGHT!!!!!
starburst pipe by alxxx69r June 21, 2014

Starbucks Marxist 

A modern day socialist or communist (or general far left individual) who doesn't realize what a failure left-economics are, and persists in proclaiming themselves part of a marxist group, despite wearing a tee shirt from Walmart and drinking Starbucks latte.

It is uncommon to see a Starbucks Marxist who has a degree- and those that do normally hold the title "bachelor of arts in women's studies."

Common amongst Starbucks Marxists is undying love for Hugo Chavez, Che Guevara, Joseph Stalin, or Karl Marx.
The Starbucks Marxist proclaims his support for communist causes, while wearing a 30 dollar tee shirt made in India by 12 year olds.

Starbucks and Study 

When two people go to starbucks pretending to "study", but are actually just going on a date that may or may not involve first, second, third, or even home base.
Guy 1: She just invited me to go to starbucks to study.
Guy 2: Starbucks and study eh?
Guy 1: Shut up!