Stapes

Name for a bra designed for, and by, men. Usually green or dark blue, as many men with moobs object to the colours pink and lemon yellow.

"Hi, my name is Albert, and I'm looking for a stapes, size XL?"
"Of course, sir, we'll be with you right away."
"Thank you kindly."

by ihavemoobs September 2, 2009

Staped

A mix between 'stapled' and 'raped'. Also means something incredibly cool, rad, great, etc.

Man that show was staped!

by Dr. Phillius August 12, 2008

Stapes

Slang for staples.

I need some stapes to hold these pages together

by MrZero December 10, 2009

Stape from Movieland

Is that Stape! Woah, I heard hes an amazing and funny person.

Wow! Stape from Movieland is very very dedicated!

by WooWooLucid October 13, 2020

staped

destroyed someone in a 1v1

"i staped this guy really badly i bet he is so mad"

by yeet 09 March 23, 2019

Stapes

A moment of supreme idiocy leaving an extraordinary male stuck in work

Did I leave the car door open and flatten the battery, sorry dave I pulled a right fucking Stapes

by Admittedly amazing June 1, 2017

stape

Stape; the bits of weed that get stuck on the inside rim of the glass pipe that is left over after you cash the bowl. It's not resin but leftover green.

I had no grass today so I scraped some stape and smoked it.

by that guy you don't know May 24, 2014