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Senkovich 

(1) When you deliver bad news to those enjoying good fortune.
(2) To commit emotional theft from others. (i.e. happiness, joy, excitement, or merriment).
After hearing the high sales figures from the previous month the CEO was senkoviched only to discover that in actuality the sales were substantially lower.
Senkovich by InfraLED October 22, 2009

Stankovic 

A very very very skilled soccer player that plays for the club 'Inter Milan.' Renound for having incredible skill.
Shrenyavais: WHO THE FUCK HAS THE BALL THERE?
Craigain: I think that's Stankovic!
Shrenyavais: IF IT WAS, THE ANNOUNCER WOULD HAVE MADE FUN OF HIS NAME BY NOW.

Stankwich 

A complex sexual act in which the male positions himself to perform reverse intermammary intercourse (titty fucking) with the female. Meanwhile the female peforms analingus (rimjobbing) on the man.
Ilene is a complete whore, she totally let me do the stankwich on her and I busted a nut in her bellybutton.
Stankwich by $helby December 12, 2006

Stankovic 

Soccer player on the club Inter Milan. Renound for being incredibly skilled.
Shrenyavais: WHO THE FUCK HAS THE BALL THERE?
Craigain: I think that's Stankovic!
Shrenyavais: IF IT WAS, THE ANNOUNCER WOULD HAVE MADE FUN OF HIS NAME BY NOW.

Dirty Stankovic 

When somebody sits on someones face while sleeping bare nakid and rips a STANKY fart on their face, getting the person really mad!
Josh: Hey I'm pretty bored, what shoud we do right now that would be funny?

Henry: Let's give Joey the dirty stankovic! That'll sure piss him off

Weird Al Spankovich 

Euphemistic. Same as 'Shake Hands with Tommy Tank' or 'Making Love to Madame Palm and Her Five Lovely Daughters' or even 'I'm Going to do a Barclays'
SON: Don't come in Mum, I'm trying to meet Weird Al Spankovich.

MUM: Are you fucking wanking in that bathroom again?

SON: Maybe. (Ughhhhhgggh.)

MUM: Well hurry the fuck up, I need to shit as well and your Dad's downstairs fucking your sister in the other toilet.

SON: What?

MUM: What?