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Skankwrangling

Skankwrangling comes in to play when a gathering of people contains an unacceptable dude to chick ratio. (Anything over 1:1 should be considered unacceptable.) When the unacceptable ratio is realized, the dudes at the gathering will immediately begin scrolling down their contacts list on their cell phones calling every chick they know in order to establish equilibrium.
Guy 1: "Dude this ratio is completely unacceptable"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I just realized that"
Guy 1: "Go gather all the dudes, it's time for some skankwrangling."
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stankalank

something that is really smelly, not the regular bad smell. most people when smelling something stankalank proceed to run out of the room or area.
Dude! That bathroom was so stankalank I ran out of the building. I'm scarred for life.

stankwang 

A name that you call someone to subtly insinuate that they are a buttfag and have gay anal intercourse, thereby getting feces on their cock
thus, giving the name combination of "stank" (for the doodoo) and "wang" (for their gay penis)
Me: Jimmy dude, you're such a stankwang.

Jimmy: I'm just a fragile little girl, leave me alone!

Me: Whatever buttfag.

(Jimmy throws a big fit and leaves to be a stankwang with his redheaded friend)
stankwang by Jubeidude February 6, 2007

Stangalang 

verb - 1. To awaken a woman after a night of love making through the action of blasting the ass trumpet.

noun - 1. An individual who has the habit of consuming burritos / tacos prior to taking woman home from the bar and proceeding to wake them up through passing gas in the morning.
Verb

Girl 1: " That guy you brought home last night was so cute why don't you give him a call"

Girl 2: " I just cant work past the fact he stangalang'd me in the morning"
Stangalang by argyler September 14, 2017

shankaran 

Bringer of joy and happiness. someone who makes you smile just being there and always has the love of everyone. Don't get the great one mad though. A good and beautiful soul no matter what others say about him.
I love being around him, he must be shankaran.
shankaran by Sinkam January 4, 2018

spankarang

Having a spankarang essentially means having a long masturbation session (spanking the monkey for a very long time; spanking a lot of monkeys at the same time)

Not to be mistaken for "bangarang" (Skrilex's most based song; extreme animal style sex that rhymes with orangutan)
We're gonna have a spankarang tonight ma boiii
spankarang by DDistrict February 6, 2026

stangalang 

A funny way of calling someone an autist
Random person: I like fidget spinners
Me: Eww dude, you must be a stangalang