Stink Pants 

when a person is wearing clothes that has been left in the washer for to long because they are lazy or just forgetful and now smells like mildew and mold.

Person 1: WTF is that smell..

Person 2: Its that Stink Pants over there...

Person 1: Ey Stink Pants the hell man u making the whole place smell like shit.

Stink Pants: Its not my fault, my mom is lazy n always forget to dry my clothes

Stink Pants by TheKingJack November 12, 2011

Stand Up Pants 

Pants specifically worn for standing or dancing when going out. If seated while wearing the Stand Up Pants, your muffin top and/or jelly rolls become much more visible. These pants also may be very tight, or the button may come undone upon the act of sitting.
Hince the name "Stand Up Pants."

Could also be used as an excuse to not sit down with a guy who is a turn off.

Girl 1: I wish I could go talk to the guy sitting at the bar, but I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants!
Girl 2: Oh, that's too bad!

Guy: Do you wanna sit and talk?
Girl: Oh no, I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants. Sorry.

Stand Up Pants by hiimbing June 9, 2010

skankpants 

noun;
1. a girl who's skankiness is so prevailant it emmits from her pants.
2. any girl who has the audacity to say she loves you but you are aware she has fucked everyone you know.
3. a higher level of skank who wears her skankiness,... like on her pants.

-I can't go out to buy a pack of cigarettes without bumping into someone skankpants has fucked.
-That girl is %100 pure skankpants.

skankpants by The Hilton Tornado February 5, 2005

stinkpants 

stink·pants
n.

A person who is acting like a jerk. Saying things that are rude and offensive, being lazy and selfish. Intentionally trying to upset other people.

· "Wow my Rooster was being a real stinkpants all afternoon."

· "What crawled up your craw, stinkpants?"

· "Even though the Baby made brown, Mari was still the biggest stinkpants."

stinkpants by Anastasia Beaverhausen January 7, 2008

stankpants 

When someone who sits next to you at work and wears the same pants for 5 consecutive days.

Please don't tell me he is wearing his stankpants again!

stankpants by LarryF September 12, 2006