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Statbitch 

A gamer, typically after losing a match, that immediately looks up the various stats of his opponents to find out why he/she lost or something to try to make a joke about to make up for why they lost.

Lines can include,

“OMFG your K:D is shit!”
“ROFL, you main <insert character here>!”
“Your win rate on XXX is garbage!”

This person is frequently the kind of sore loser who uses the phrase, “1v1 me bro.”
Player1: “Idgaf if you won, you got lucky! Your k:d is shit! You fucking Hanzo main!”
Player2: “Okay, call down statbitch.”
Statbitch by PapaLycan February 22, 2020

Stang Bitch 

A stang bitch is that 26 year old loser who drives a Fox body Mustang. The bitch trys to(unsuccessfully) stare down neighborhood kids. He revs his car in an atempt to intimidate 16-year-olds. But, when it comes down to throwin' hands, a stang bitch quickly drives away. The 26 year old then sends his mom down the steet to meadiate the situation.
WARNING: a stang bitch cowers when challenged, intense fear with or without tears follows any confrontation.

The mustang is typically driven to compensate for a five centimeter penis.
{loser in mustang approaches, makes eye contact}
*rev REEEEEEV*
"Yo stang bitch IMA BEAT 'JO ASS!"
..EERrrrrrrrrrrrttttt!!(sound of spinning tires as the bitchass flees the scene.
Stang Bitch by E. Willet February 5, 2008

skankbitch 

combining the best of both worlds of a skank and a bitch. in other words, a slutty girl.
Skankbitch: "Ohemefgeez. I slept with five hawtties at the party last night. I'm soooo popular."

Normal person: "Shut up, skankbitch"

Stang Bitch 

Person who drives a Mustang and is a complete asshole about it, usually over the age of 20 still living at home always revving at every person they see, mostly people much younger than them, some times angering them therefore causing them to spout profanities and other things causing the driver to become scared and to tell there mom.
Patrick: That Bryan guy is such a Stang Bitch
Stang Bitch by Brian E. January 9, 2009

Starbitch 

n.: Someone who is addicted to, or can't get enough Starbucks Coffee.
"Braeden is such a starbitch, he gets a caramel machiato everyday."
Starbitch by Zach Sullens September 25, 2007

Snagbitch 

An extremely bitchy female. Beyond the normal realm of bitchyness.
She's mad about something again, Look out she's being a snagbitch.
Snagbitch by Bichin July 16, 2009