Standy Pants 

One who must be sporting pants so stiff, they are made less outgoing, less hip, or unable to jive.

"Michael said he didn't want to come camping with us."
"What a Standy Pants."

Standy Pants by Sezwick May 30, 2009

stinkypants 

Someone who has soiled themselves.

Dana ate one too many bean burrito's. Now he's a total stinkypants!

stinkypants by K-once' July 30, 2008

spankypants 

An affectionate nname from one person to another

Gav: Sheryl is my little Spankypants and she knows it!

spankypants by sheryl williams December 24, 2007

spankypants 

An affectionate name from one person to another

Gav: Sheryl is my little Spankypants and she knows it!

spankypants by sheryl williams December 25, 2007

Scannypants 

A chic hoe who enjoys skateboarding and nautical buffets. Has a strong exterior but is soft on the inside, almost like a chocolate truffle. The best kind. Enjoys long walks to the fridge rather than the beach, because she would rather catch food than catch crabs. Both intellectually and visually appealing. Often appears aloof but it is all part of her ambiguous demeanor. She enjoys a reel and an oul Limerick or two. Who doesn't.

What a scannypants.

Scannypants by hanmeister May 23, 2016

stankpants 

When someone who sits next to you at work and wears the same pants for 5 consecutive days.

Please don't tell me he is wearing his stankpants again!

stankpants by LarryF September 12, 2006

skankypants 

one who is of promiscuous nature, though not quite as promiscuous as a sluttypants might be

Megan Wagner likes to get on boys, but not in an excessive manner; therefore, she is a skankypants.

skankypants by jflip September 14, 2009