standup method 

When pulling out didn't work and you're not using birth control. So you have to standup and jump.

Oops Jess I was caught up in the moment. Hurry, get up. We're using the Standup Method!

standup method by eddie boom December 13, 2013

Standup Bass 

When your girlfriend is on top with her back against your chest and your penis in her anus while fingering her clitoris and stimulating her nipple.

Boy 1: "Yeah dude I was playing the Standup Bass"
Boy 2: "Isn't that where you fuck her in the ass while stimulating her clit and nipple?"
Boy 1: "Yeah dude"

Standup Bass by Tekzalust January 5, 2012

standup speakup 

2 black and white wrist bands manufactured by nike, to show support against racism in football/soccer

thse standup speakup bands can only be bought for retail in europe

standup speakup by mr jizz June 10, 2005

standup-joke

A leader or speaker who instead of using his or her words , acts like the crowd in hopes that this will buy their attention ,or convince them of the speakers information.

Example: A speaker dresses up and talks ghetto ,because the crowd is into that kind of style. That speaker is known as a standup-joke

standup-joke by T.I.T.O. May 20, 2009

Standup Lacrosse 

1- A ridiculous mishearing of "Santa Claus".

2- A term for any terrible mishearing of a word or phrase. Somewhat related to the popular subreddit r/BoneAppleTea, except verbal.

1- If you're good this August, Standup Lacrosse will visit your home and give you 100% cocoa chocolate for Ricemash.
2- A: I can't wait to get the new console!

B: The honald?????

A: What kinda Standup Lacrosse is that?!

Standup Lacrosse by daemon_definitions July 17, 2020

standup comedy 

when you stand up

standup comedy

standup comedy by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

seek doggy standup 

To standup inside the barrell while the lip is breaking over your head.

Oi i just got a seek doggy standup barrell.

seek doggy standup by k bodo August 22, 2006