standup method

When pulling out didn't work and you're not using birth control. So you have to standup and jump.

Oops Jess I was caught up in the moment. Hurry, get up. We're using the Standup Method!

by eddie boom December 14, 2013

Standup Bass

When your girlfriend is on top with her back against your chest and your penis in her anus while fingering her clitoris and stimulating her nipple.

Boy 1: "Yeah dude I was playing the Standup Bass"
Boy 2: "Isn't that where you fuck her in the ass while stimulating her clit and nipple?"
Boy 1: "Yeah dude"

by Tekzalust January 5, 2012

standup speakup

2 black and white wrist bands manufactured by nike, to show support against racism in football/soccer

thse standup speakup bands can only be bought for retail in europe

by mr jizz June 4, 2005

standup-joke

A leader or speaker who instead of using his or her words , acts like the crowd in hopes that this will buy their attention ,or convince them of the speakers information.

Example: A speaker dresses up and talks ghetto ,because the crowd is into that kind of style. That speaker is known as a standup-joke

by T.I.T.O. May 21, 2009

seek doggy standup

To standup inside the barrell while the lip is breaking over your head.

Oi i just got a seek doggy standup barrell.

by k bodo August 22, 2006

standup comedy

when you stand up

standup comedy

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

Standup Lacrosse

1- A ridiculous mishearing of "Santa Claus".

2- A term for any terrible mishearing of a word or phrase. Somewhat related to the popular subreddit r/BoneAppleTea, except verbal.

1- If you're good this August, Standup Lacrosse will visit your home and give you 100% cocoa chocolate for Ricemash.
2- A: I can't wait to get the new console!

B: The honald?????

A: What kinda Standup Lacrosse is that?!

by daemon_definitions July 17, 2020